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BUY THE DIP OVERSIZED T-SHIRT

Markets crash, portfolios bleed, but the drip? Always bullish.

This tee is for the diamond hands, the “it’s just a correction” prophets, and everyone who believes hope is a trading strategy.

  1. 100% cotton softer than your stop loss
  2. Oversized fit to keep you comfy while your portfolio cries
  3. Clean, bold design that flexes harder than your Telegram group
  4. Ideal for hodlers, scalpers, and anyone who’s ever said “this is fine” unironically


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